It's the story of a man named Hinkly
Whose brain was very, very far gone.
He was trying to impress Jodie Foster
And so he shot Ron.
It's the story of a man named Brady
Who was unlucky that he got in the way
His tragedy could have been prevented
By a five day wait, they say.
So one day some friends of this Brady
Proposed a bill that received the highest praise
For everybody knows that no madman
Could ever wait five days.
The Brady Bill
No one will kill
Now that we have passed the Brady Bill!
-- Anonymous